These motherfuckers tried to jump a wagon across a draw bridge. Not like a special wagon, just a regular wagon. They end up succeeding but then they still have to push the wagon by hand afterwards. Dumb.
And Ron Pearlman head butts a demon. Several times. Then the demon incinerates him. Wraps the demon wings around him and cooks his ass like a hot pocket.
What are the rules? The demon can nuke him, but it also could potentially lose a fist fight? I did not keep up with what was going on.
This movie was so good that it earned a top spot at the Razzies for the coveted Worst Actor spot AND the Worst Screen Couple (Nicolas Cage and anyone he shared a scene with). Haters are gonna hate.
Favorite quote of the film came right after Nicky jumps the wagon across a bridge:
Nic to Ron Pearlman: “Somebody had to save your ass” <big stupid Cage grin>
Behman, 14th Century Knight
VERDICT: 👍 Would recommend
DIRECTOR: Dominic Sena
YEAR: 2011
RATING: PG-13
RUN TIME: 1h 35min
FUN FACT: Although directed by Dominic Sena, the movie allegedly had extensive uncredited re-shoots by Brett Ratner.
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